The Remasters

Hey 2008, sorry to have had to kick your ass so absolutely and completely, but we’re on to newer, bigger and better things. As you’ll see below, you’ve got nothing on 2009. Only 3 days in and these people are out-of-freaking-control. Just look at them! Imagine what February’s going to be like. I’m wearing a helmet and getting my vaccinations ahead of time.

Oh, and to the guy who got escorted off the stage by security- sorry about that. But when you start falling into stuff and turning amps down in the middle of songs we gotta do what we gotta do. We hope you made it home safe and sound.